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About joelseppi

Joelseppi Chmara chose to become a Liverpool fan seven years after they won their last league title. His impeccable timing has led to this Liverpool era being dubbed, "The Polished Turd Generation." Joel is also an unashamed patriot of the US Mens National team and cannot stand when second generation Americans root for their ancestors' country over the Stars and Stripes. His favorite player is Sami Hyypia. His least favorite player is a tie between Paul Konchesky, John Terry and Marco Materazzi. His future favorite player is Xander Halas Chmara. Joel is married to soccer-mom-to-be, Beth Anne, who is very tolerant of his obsession with the beautiful game.

Brooklyn Nets 76 – Chicago Bulls 79

Drink:  Vina Alicia Malbec I went into game 3 hotly anticipating a contest where we finally wouldn’t have to hear the Crooklyn fans chant “Brooooook-lyyyyyn” in a way that is usually reserved for mocking a struggling goaltender in hockey.  Maybe … Continue reading

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Breaking News: D Rose return imminent

Joelseppi of No Bulljive is reporting that Derrick Rose will absolutely return for #thereturn this Monday to return against the Denver Nuggets for a return to basketball…return-style.  The signs are obvious and not in any way a loose conspiracy.  Fact:  … Continue reading

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Game #54: Miami Heat 86 – Chicago Bulls 67

Drink: Death’s Door Vespa Martini As Joakim Noah admitted, this would not be just another game.  How could it be?  Since the days of Jordan and Pippen vs. Bimbo Coles and Harold (baby jordan) Minor, this has never been just … Continue reading

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Game #42: Golden State Warriors 87 – Chicago Bulls 103

Drink La Fin Du Monde Not since Golden State was added to the union to make it an even 51 United States, have the Warriors had this much to chirp about.  With an exciting team that has bought into Mark … Continue reading

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Match 1: Greece 1 – Polska 1

Drink: Tyskie (Polish Beer) Greece is known for philosophy, packing delicious lamb on a rotating popsicle, and fraternity symbols.  Poland is known for producing my family, being decimated by Germany, and pierogis, which begat the most magical weekend of all, … Continue reading

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Game # 63 Chicago Bulls 72 – Miami Heat 83

The Roseless Chicago Bulls bow down to the Miami Heat. Continue reading

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Game 28: Chicago Bulls 90 – New Orleans Hornets 67

Drink: Hendricks Gin Martini As my brother-in-arms (and real life) pointed out, with two of the worst teams in the NBA on the horizon, this would be a good time to rest our reigning MVP ‘cuz his back is such … Continue reading

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Bulls vs. Heat preview brought to you by Ebanks

The last time the Bulls played the Heat, all of Chicago was seething with rage over the hated pricks of South Beach dieting on our boys.  Luckily, we were able to celebrate a couple weeks later watching the Heat crumble … Continue reading

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Game #17: Chicago Bulls 114 – Cleveland Cavaliers 75

Drink: Turf Toe Hot Toddy In the Scooby Doo Ghost Town that is Cleveland, the Bulls took on a young point guard vying to be the next Derrick Rose.  (Never mind that Derrick Rose is only 23.)  John Wall, Ricky … Continue reading

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Game #10: Detroit Pistons 68 – Chicago Bulls 92

Drink: Maker’s Mark w/an orange peel After the ATL snapped the Bulls 6-game winning steak, they were given 5 days off to think about it.  I know the schedule says that they had one day off, but when the next … Continue reading

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