Drink All of it
I missed last night’s fine win. I was looking at art. And drinking. I plan on watching the contest in all of its glory, but other social activities are getting in the way. Listen kids: It does not pay to have friends. Nor does it pay to watch Friends.
Also: The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey, and the only way to beat a hangover is with more booze.
Toodles.

It doesn’t pay to watch Friends?!? I thought you were a Ross Man!
You HAD to let the cat out of the bag. Thanksafuckinglot.